How to Dress Like a Rich Girl

First, you must buy a Pashmina. Cashmere would be great:



Next you must buy lots of basics in black, creme, navy and white:


Buy a white button down shirt:

Buy lots of striped Ralph Lauren button downs:


Some denim mini shorts are great for slumming:


Head to toe white screams money:


Buy a good fitting blazer. Save your school blazer from private school, it comes in handy for Chanel-like chic (or pick up one from a rich friend or....can't believe I'm saying this.....thrift store. Clean sanitize it:

Bleach and dye your hair to a champaign, almost white color. No dishwater blondes allowed. If you are a brunette, give it a shine treatment:

Get the one-of-a-kind statement piece:

Last but not least, don't forget the rich arm candy:

An Inargural Lesson in Posing: Part 1

When posing with another person who is equally beautiful and fabulous, you must know you have two options: Sharing the Picture Without Being Overshined or Outshining the other.....(who is that again?) person.

Firstly, we begin with Sharing the Picture. Now, here we have two gorgeous specimens on Oscar night:

1.)Now, notice how both are dressed in equally gorgeous gowns. It's important to know the typical dress norm of your friend, and dress accordingly. Either similar or in a way that is complimentory.

2.)Note, if the other person is especially attractive of face, dress with a tiny more effort. If the other person is especially attractive in figure, make-up your face with a little more care. This will enhance the best features, and balance the picture out, so you both will stand out in your own lovely ways.

3.)Pose together if you are friendly with the other, if you are not friendly with each other, stand straight ahead and fix your posture accordingly (but not too much, you don't want to look like you have a stick up your ass), smiling is always good, but optional.

Athina Onassis and Charlotte Casiraghi: step- grandma and grandma would be so proud!